I am the Muffin

Samantha. Nineteen. NYC.

I spend too much time in my head.
Junkie bitch.
+ Anonymous

Just to spite you anon, I’ll take that as a compliment.

Fuck NYC.

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Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore.

July 7, 2014 (via 5weetsorrow)
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The Palins are such cunts.

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Joan Rivers: Loving mother and grandmother. Feminist and gay activist. Supported charities such as: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, the AIDS Foundation, Habitat For Humanity, God's Love We Deliver, and several others. Made as much fun of herself as she did about others. Defied the odds, paved the way for female comics, and never flinched to criticism.
Dumbasses: But she told mean jokes! She deserved to die!
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Guy Sargent - What Lies Beneath the Surface, 2006-09

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If anything happens, Melissa. I’m no chicken. I’ve had a great life. I’ve had an amazing life. If I died this morning, nobody would say, ‘So young.’ You’re a terrific person. Cooper’s fine. You’re all fine. I’ve had an amazing life. If it ended right now — (snaps fingers) — amazing life! And you’ve been wonderful. We’ve had a great ride together.

It’s not about me. It’s about you. And if something happens, things are fine. And life is fine. And life is so much fun. It’s one big movie!

Joan Rivers

+ Joan :(

I deeply regret all the times I vented about Joan Rivers and my supposed “hatred” of her. My mind was totally changed a few months ago when I met her backstage during one of her stand up routines. Not only was she kind, but she was almost meek… and it made me realize that her apparent vulgarity and nastiness towards others was all just a shtick. 

Joan was quite the opposite of other celebrities… instead of acting like a saint for the public and an arrogant asshole behind close doors… she did vice versa. I really hope people realize this before they start with the whole “karma” argument. 

I’m not religious in the least bit, but regardless of what happens when a person dies, I hope she is at peace. RIP Joan, you are deeply loved and you will be missed.

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Tame the Flame by williamcampbell
Acrylic on canvas

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art history meme: (1/5) movements - The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

The Pre-Raphaelites were a group of English painters, poets, and critics that were founded in 1848. The group’s intention was to reform art by rejecting what it considered the mechanistic approach first adopted by Mannerist artists who succeeded Raphael and Michelangelo.

Lady Godiva by John Collier, 1897

Lady of Shalot by John William Waterhouse, 1888

Hylas and the Nymphs by John William Waterhouse, 1896

God Speed! by Edward Leighton, 1900

Ophelia by John William Waterhouse, 1889

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